This Week...

This Week is theme week…


As it happens I will try to use some info from Yahoo news to blog about, and I will add the pics or the tagline for your viewing pleasure. Ok…Ok….here we go.

Monday:

A shoe flies, a leader ducks…a trend is born?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/throwing_shoes

Apparently after throwing his shoe at President Bush, nothing has been heard of Mutad-something middle-eastern. Although, he did move to Switzerland, hmmm to escape extradition back to Iraq ( I know he served 9 months…but he still had his other shoe)…maybe, though he has started a charity while based in Switzerland. Oh joy!

Now, fast forward to the present Shoes have flown at Prime Ministers of China and Turkey, a Chief Justice of Israel’s Supreme Court, a managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (that’s one person I would love change into a chimp and throw pooh at all day), a Ukrainian politician who favored joining NATO (yeah that’s a lot better than the EU, sarcasm…sarcasm, it’s like $450 American to 1 Euro…as Americans, tell me what is it like to live in a third world country.), and a string of Indian Politicians (Convenience Store Indians not Casino Indians).

Recently as this month, shoes were hurled at the Pakistani President, can’t spell his name so don’t ask, and last but not least a high ranking official from Kashmir.

Ok, so the shoe throwing is an insult from the Arab and Muslim worlds. However, I think that if all you are going to do is throw a shoe….then you aren’t really protesting…are you? I mean ask yourself, the comedy of the shoe is funny and will make its rounds on YouTube, but other than that you are really trying to be famous or attach yourself to something that you really didn’t have the stones to start. Such as the guy from New York who through his shoe at a Transportation official in New York, he threw his shoe 3 days after the one was thrown at Bush. He even said that he was trying to attach himself to the celebrity of the event. Come on Weak-sauce, if you can’t do nothing than throw a shoe, why don’t you just go home and eat your sloppy joe’s, before you really anger someone and they stab you through temple with scissors, after you are neck punched. You little fuzzy peaches guys are just trying to get an interview…why don’t you try and run for office, oh that is too much for you….or you don’t have the stones to stand up. Ok, I understand now, you were the ones that weren’t picked for the dodge ball team or the terrorist suicide bombing team…grow up and move on with your life.

Oh yeah and this interesting tidbit just flashed across my screen….

Tiger Woods, wife officially divorced
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-woodsdivorce


Anything about this…nah…he got clubbed…she got the money and now he struggles…hmmm…a good country song for Kenny Gay Chesney

No Bitch I want the Island!

MF'er I lost the Island and my Hooker den!!! SOB!!

I am trying a different style Elin says it suits me?

Some Fun...

Top 5 Burger Joint’s (as my Aunt Judy would say).
In this order:
1. 5 Guys Burger’s and Fries – Started in Washington D.C., now in 40 states and Canada

2. In-N-Out Burger – Only in California, Nevada and Arizona. (However, it sounds good, they use no microwaves or freezers, all ingredients are fresh)

3. Wendy’s - Worldwide

4. Burger King – Worldwide

5. McDonald’s – Worldwide

What's wrong with this picture?

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a lesbian kiss on screen….so what, I like to see my girlfriend get jacked up and watch the strippers try to take her home with them…that is real life. The movie’s premise is about two rival ballet dancers having to compete for Winona Rider’s Prima Ballerina position in “Swan Lake”, the movie is called “Black Swan”. This is why I hate a lot of movie goers….movies are pictorial representations of the written word. Its art, but the shallow and mostly remedial thinkers (at best) only worry about one scene of the movie, two girls kissing. Why can’t the public be more open to things in this nature, but we are still drawn to Jerry Springer or picture websites of Mullets and Wal-Mart. You know Guys, in all honesty, one girl has had a brush with that kiss, and for you to think that they haven’t is very ignorant and backwoods of you. I am more interested in the plot or the movie, than a kiss. I can see two females kissing every weekend or every ladies night at the Wild Ho’s, if I wanted! I know I hear you say, “yeah but these are two Hollywood starlets?” Yeah, that you will never meet or even get close to, however I can have a live show that is just a foot away from me, as long as the drinks flow and the $1 bills get folded.





Questions:

Why do I always have that one person who annoys me, every place I work?

Fact:

You know evil people, that torment you and try to pull you down to their personal Hell are here on Earth because Heaven doesn’t want their ass!

<----My Ex (you notice that she has evil all over her ass)

Just When I Think I Am Done...

I have been away for a while, deal with it. That is the curse of genius…lots of lazy time to ponder and think of the universe.

Everything from a huge Magnetar 16,000 light years away in the constellation of Ara, the Altar to Lindsey Lohan’s rehab experience (MF’in ridiculous that we are still talking about her) to Dee Snider having a town in Ohio named after him, FYI, it is called Snidersville.



I found an article about the former leader of Cuba, conceiting that the Bilderberg group is controlling the world through politics, economics, and with cultural-psychological control, i.e. Rock-n-Roll (starting in the 1950’s). Hmmmm, I think that they would have to fight the Illuminati for control, but that is another discussion.  This is how the fight for world domination should look....I'm just sayin!

I have watched things happen and have been reluctant to discuss anything….but I have a “Special Daughter”, that says she checks this all the time and hates that I have went on vacation from commenting and metaphorically “poking a stick at the pooh-pooh”. So we will see L-Dogg…I have started for an audience of one…well two, but Robb you really are just man candy…so sorry dude…you are going to have to take her last name and become a hyphenate. You’ll like it its progressive, a lot of guys are doing it…sorry buddy.

First, before I discuss anything too personal, check it…I have never even liked anything about vampires, especially this new resurgence of vamp fiction that began with Anne Rice. However, I will have to say that I am a convert since my Queen (see Robb that’s how you wolf that pole like a runaway) turned me on to “True Blood”. Most people like the Sookie and Bill/Sam triangle….I have to say that the true genius in some of the characters that make the series so original, is due to Eric, Pam, and Lafayette. I dislike Tara to the point that her scenes are like fingernails on a chalkboard, or someone scraping their teeth hard on a fork. Eric is MF’in man, with Pam by his side…they are the proverbial dynamic duo (especially since Pam would be the Robin character and Robin was gay too). Then there is Lafayette…damn, he is too funny and he is a bad bitch. I watch for these three characters…Sookie is too damn whiny…Bill is cool when he says, low, slow and with a draw, “Sookie”. If you watch it you know what I am talking about….but check this pic out…trust me I am not in anyway homosexual, totally hetero dude…but Eric looks MF’in bad in the pic.

Ok, that was fun….on to more personal things.



I was honored by a request that has been sent to me…R.S.V.P. of course. I was asked by my very special children (Yes, Emilita Conchita Bonita…I am old Balls at the dinner table). It has been asked of me to become an ordained person to officiate a wedding…I never saw that coming…I had no idea and was dumbfounded, stunned, and openmouthed even. Of course I am going to do this, but that is an honor, I thought they were going to ask me to run the video camera or stand over the guestbook. I will have to say that is still taking me by surprise right now. I will of course not be the Joey Tribbiani official, during Monica’s wedding. I will be light-hearted and respectful…trust me, I received all my rules and regulations last night in the car ride home. I have to submit, at minimum, 4 rough drafts of said ceremonial scripting, in triplicate and notarized before the final copy can be approved before the Board of the Wedding committee. That being said I am truly honored and would do it with the utmost love and respect the two deserve.  Oh yeah Robb, this is what I will look like on 11-11-10, sorry dude...my woman is making me.

So, L-Dogg….that is one of one….let’s see how long this will last, and thank you for making me do this, Writing and your wedding, it has truly brought me back into the world and at least has given me purpose, especially when it seems that everyone and the world has turned against me, at least I know I have one child that loves me….this is very therapeutic and amazing, I forgot how much I missed writing…until tomorrow.