3-Week Sabatical...Bitches!

Ok, so I have bought some books, read some news and pretty much played video games for 3 weeks.  So now I am ready to begin a wonderful time of creativity and man birth to some weighty tomes that be of signifigance and pleasure.

Now is the time to be reckless and loose...by the way, I missed my chance to see Fergie...damn it!  It was right there and I missed it....shit!  I could have grabbed the golden nipple ring, spun her around the dance floor and then left...an ambiguous ending is always best.

Oh well I will get another chance to meet and dance with her...cause it will happen, Just Steve Says so!  By the way, for those of you who don't know me, I can move! 

Now on to better things, screenplay, directing and producing is what I am trying to currently throw myself into, but what is more fascinating to me is the aspect of promoting and selling myself as a whore to an audience that demands the perverse, insane and omniscient from someone who creates something....from nothing. 

Oh, the BEP concert was great by the way, Luda was the MF'in shit and LMFAO...well they were just like a club, good for a few songs then you were ready to start moving on to the hotel room for some hot beastily, pornstar sex, with you know who as the main event...

This is the beginning of something wonderful...I can feels it!

Oh and I got a hair cut, too!

Til Tomorrow!

I couldn't resist...

It’s been said that, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Though if you have scorned more than two women, you should be warned…

While the first was crazy and the second one gaudy, I have to rub my finger over the other and say naughty, naughty!

While it was my fault to digress and marry the two, I should have known better, but hey what can I do?

The damage is done and molds have been cast, for what comes next will be coming fast.

I told you both that you can not get along, but what do I know when it came to you two, I was very much wrong.

So on my way out of the world of the net, I noticed that you two are now friends who have met…

Now to the damage that each has done to the other…neither of you should be a mother,

but maybe an aunt or an uncle still, you should have at least stayed on the pill.

I think too much, I know that is my curse, but since you are trying to keep tabs together…makes this funny, but worse.

You see it is also said that all is fair in love and war. I never had the first, thanks I appreciate that, but the latter is coming so hold on to your pussy....cat.

So to you unlearned beasts that are entering the Ark of war by two…here is a warning for you.

Love is simple and sublime, yet is thrown around without any discretion,

now it is done scandalously and with misdirection….

However you should remember one fact that is true with no exception,

the Art of War is about deception.

My Uncle....

I have this Uncle; let’s call him "Red". Well you see Red is trying to get disability, due to injuries sustained over his lifetime. If you were to watch Red try to walk, then you might understand the level of frustration that we as a family are going through. When he walks his bones in the middle of his shins look like they are being pulled together at a point, where no joint exists. I mean seriously, he can put his shins together, stand on them and still have 8-10 inches between his feet.




I am sure that there are other families that are trying to jump the same hurdles, and have found that success in this system of government is little more than treading in a pool of starving sharks.



So he goes in front of a federal prosecuting judge from Louisiana. This, if you are keeping count, is from Federal District number 5. We are in District 10. Ok, so this judge does not believe that Red is disabled, even though his appearance, reminds you of Quasimodo's cousin. Sorry Red, but anyways, the judge asks him, how come he can't find a job as a parking attendant or...get this an arcade attendant....do we even have arcades anymore.



How about prosecuting in your own territory there boss, and leave us Tee Pee dwellers to ourselves...you out of touch, deep rooted Klan member of a rutabaga. That's it I am going to law school.

It can be said....

It can be said that I have a knack for the befuddling, erroneous and one-horse observations for this generation.  Which I am glad to say that I oblige.  Thank you, gratsi...however, today it behooves me to bring about a candor or straightforwardness if you will, to something that needs to be head off at the pass....this is none other than the video game company Nintendo, paying a man in Kansas, over $40,000 for a video game that no one ever heard of and never wanted to play.  I am too sick to discuss this...if you wanna read about it...here is the link....I hate you all if you go there....

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/rare-nintendo-game-is-40-000-windfall/1391148

Also, if people are so concerned about Megan Fox's thumb and don't see the rest of her...then I have to say they are GAY or are....no they are just gay.  Look at the rest of her...and you can only focus on a thumb?!

SERIOUSLY CAN YOU SEE HER THUMB????

ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HER THUMB???

I'M WAITING???

....man, talk about never satisfied or always in your mom's basement with your plastic blowup doll.  Get a life you male poseur's!