Paige: Well, I'll tell you like this, if its raining Pussies I would be the only man to get hit with a dick.
What has four thumbs and loves this crazy hooker?
These two guys...Sweet Steve and Prickly Paige!
Steve: Man, my nose is running...
Paige: You better catch that M'fer before I stomp it!
Steve: How can you measure a man's worth? Is it money, power, women or knowledge?
Paige: If that M'Fer can dance than he has it all...biatch!
Steve: Do you realize that we as a people can only run behind the herd...?
Paige: What the Fuck? The only thing we are behind is Universal Health Care.
Steve: Can there be a time when life makes sense and you can be at peace?
Paige: No, but you can eat a JR Brown's Okie Dawg and get over yourself.
Steve: Have you ever sacrificed anything for a woman?
Paige: The only thing I sacrificed is a bar tab and a bachelor party.
Steve: Have you ever stole cable?
Paige: No, but I am gonna steal on your face, if you don't stop asking these dumb-ass questions.
Paige: Steve, Why you always gotta be first in the line of questioning?
Steve: Cause I am adapted, convoluted and over stimulated.
That's it for this round of moonshine, try the next round when we talk politics, conspiracy theories, and soothsaying for the lottery.
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